Whoa! Suddenly everything moves slow,
didn't see it coming, now I know,
I'm a pro.

I'm the matchmaker,
the social icebreaker.
People call me all day long
and say: "Sure, I'd love to meet her".

I bring love on time - all day long.
Matching people like rhymes - it makes me feel cool.
You know what I mean? I'm like a machine -
I'm so fucking hot; you will need to put on sunscreen.

I don't know what just happened, but I just started rapping! All of a sudden…

Sorry,
but not to worry,
just hear my story
the one about no love no glory.

I've got the love potion,
it need no promotion,
It's like an explosion -

(That was the explosion)...

Whoa! Suddenly everything moves slow,
didn't see it coming, now I know,
I'm a pro.
Woah! Just as I was hitting a plateau,
something came and changed my status quo.
Now watch me flow,
I'm a--