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Matchmaking Party!
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I'm so excited, you're so invited,
and also you and also you and also you and you...
At seven thirty, we'll get flirty,
It will be great, so don't be late.
Hey everybody!
(Yeah)!
We gonna have a party!
(Great)!
A matchmaking party.
(Cool, I'll be there).
Now just the ladies!
(Yeah)!
You know what the plan is!
(Yeah, we know)!
To come to the party!
(Right! At seven thirty)!
It's seven thirty; oh boy I'm ready.
There's lots of beer…but no one's here.
It's nine thirty, no need to worry,
it's not too late, I guess I'll wait.
Eleven thirty... Okay, this is bullshit.
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Waiting For An Email
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How Lovely
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Love at first glance - sharing a dance,
and red wine from france - how lovely.
A fancy white dress - excitement and stress.
You ask, she says yes - how lovely.
He's lovely, she's lovely.
They’re lovely, so lovely.
It's lovely how lovely is love.
Delighting, exciting,
Uniting, recycling.
A gift from the heavens above.
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Professionalism is important. When you're a professional, people take you seriously and it's like… they appreciate you… a lot. Like, if you need surgery, and someone tells you: “Hey. I'm an unprofessional doctor. Would you like me to perform a surgery on you?” You'll go like: “What!? Unprofessional!?".
But if he says: “Hi. I'm a professional doctor - come on in, I'll perform a surgery on you”. You'll say: “Okay, thank you! I'm coming! I'm coming!"
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I'm a Pro
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Whoa! Suddenly everything moves slow,
didn't see it coming, now I know,
I'm a pro.
I'm the matchmaker,
the social icebreaker.
People call me all day long
and say: "Sure, I'd love to meet her".
I bring love on time - all day long.
Matching people like rhymes - it makes me feel cool.
You know what I mean? I'm like a machine -
I'm so fucking hot; you will need to put on sunscreen.
I don't know what just happened, but I just started rapping! All of a sudden…
Sorry,
but not to worry,
just hear my story
the one about no love no glory.
I've got the love potion,
it need no promotion,
It's like an explosion -
(That was the explosion)...
Whoa! Suddenly everything moves slow,
didn't see it coming, now I know,
I'm a pro.
Woah! Just as I was hitting a plateau,
something came and changed my status quo.
Now watch me flow,
I'm a--
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Employee Of The Week Brooklyn, New York
